Ranking the Emperors' Unofficial Histories: Zhu Yuanzhang Sells His Junk from the Start

A mysterious sky screen descends upon China, covering every dynasty and forcing a live broadcast of the emperors' unofficial histories!

Qin Shi Huang, Emperor Wu of Han, Emperor Taizong of Tang, Emperor Taizu of Song, and every other emperor hailed through the ages all watch together!

Just a moment ago, Old Zhu was proudly boasting about his achievements founding the dynasty.

The next moment, high-definition footage stuns everyone: Zhu Chongba, a beggar boy in a ruined temple, sells his ass on the street for a bite to eat?!

Zhu Yuanzhang explodes on his dragon throne! The ministers are so terrified they wet themselves!

Ying Zheng, Liu Che, and Li Shimin laugh like pigs: "The founder of an empire could be this despicable?!"

But soon, they can't laugh anymore!

Top 9: Qin Shi Huang's majesty? The sky screen says he built the Great Wall to dig up an alien base! The construction maniac was a sci-fi fan?!

Top 8: Emperor Taizong's wisdom? The sky screen says the Xuanwu Gate Incident was just so he could steal a bowl of braised pork! His gluttonous nature is exposed!

Top 7: Emperor Wu of Han's ambition? The sky screen says the beauty he hid in a golden house was actually a giant golden eagle! He even fed himself to the eagle!

Top 6: The refined Emperor Zhu Youxiao, known as the Carpenter Emperor? The sky screen says he wasn't studying wood, but building a Gundam! So he was the world's first scientist?!

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