Naruto: I Am Danzo! What Is This Hokage Chat Group?

I woke up as Shimura Danzō, the man burdened with all of Konoha's darkness! The Third Shinobi World War had just ended, and old man Hiruzen Sarutobi was all smiles with a knife behind his back. But then I activated the Konoha Hokage chat group.

I laughed!

The Hokage Position was clearly meant for me!

With the script in hand and the future in my grasp, what were the Nine-Tails' rampage, the Uchiha Clan Massacre, the Akatsuki's rampage, or the arrival of the Otsutsuki? In front of my "chat group," they were nothing but pieces on my board!

I talked the First Hokage around, lured the Second Hokage into becoming my enforcer, and trained Tsunade and Minato to become "my people"!

Hiruzen Sarutobi? Just a stepping stone on my path to the top! Madara Uchiha? He'd dance obediently to my tune, too!

"Necessary evil"? No, that's my medal of honor! "Dark Knight"? I am order itself!

From mastermind in the shadows to the one true god of the shinobi world, I'd implant Sharingan, fuse Hashirama Cells, seize the Rinnegan, and craft artificial gods with my own hands! What was Kaguya Otsutsuki but the final "fuel" for my ascension to godhood?

"Those who follow me will prosper; those who oppose me will perish! The Hokage chat group? Hmph, it's only the beginning of my overturning everything!"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.