What? Cultivation? Don't Be Ridiculous, I'm on a Date!

He was a total loser, and his entire life was a joke.

Then he opened his eyes and found himself reborn, having transmigrated to 2028, where myth had descended upon reality and the Three Realms had merged?!

System: Ding! Congratulations, Host! Successfully flirt with a girl to gain cultivation. Fail, and you'll trigger a humiliating public punishment!

To escape the miserable fate of his previous life, Qin Shou makes a decision: livestream his flirting!

He lets loose completely and unleashes a flood of cheesy lines!

His livestreams soon spiral out of control:

Ding! You successfully flirted with Chang'e, who descended to the mortal world to experience life. Cultivation +100!

Ding! You accidentally flirted with the White Bone Demon. Humiliating public punishment triggered: perform "Chicken, You're So Beautiful" in front of everyone!

Ding! While on a date with Nezha in women's clothes, your date pulled out something even bigger than yours... Ahem, his Wind-Fire Wheels!

The Three Realms' onlookers: "Holy crap! This streamer really isn't afraid of dying!"

The Jade Emperor: "Even my livestream shopping streams don't get as many viewers as his. This kid's got something!"

Bull Demon King: "I hear that kid's joining the Immortal Realm edition of If You Are the One? I'm claiming him as my ship!"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Please do not imitate.