Naruto: I Can Make Hallucinogenic Drinks

Back when I had just transmigrated, I had nothing at all. My most valuable possession was a two-story house left to me by my new, dirt-cheap parents.

But look at me now. I'm loaded. I get to pet the Nine-Tails, make a sandcastle with the One-Tail, and keep the Three-Tails in a tank. Which one was it again? I get it to blow bubbles for me.

It's been ages since anyone came by...

What? Someone's here to cause trouble?!

Shut the gates and let Naruto loose!

One Naruto isn't enough?!

No problem! Send out Sasuke!

Still not enough?

No problem! I've got one, two, three, four, five more Hokage here!

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Please do not imitate.