I'm Hidan, the Fifth Hokage! Building a Village of Evil Gods

I'm Hidan, the Fifth Hokage. Let me say a few words:

"One: Women in the village are forbidden to marry. They must be offered to the Evil God!"

"Two: Every ninja in the village must join the Evil God Cult! When fighting someone, start by stabbing yourself!"

After Hidan becomes the Fifth Hokage, things take an unusual turn.

Uchiha Sasuke gouges out his own Sharingan from the start!

Uzumaki Naruto chops off all nine tails of the Nine-Tails from the start!

Gai opens the Gate of Death whenever he gets the chance, shouting, "Let youth burn!"

The Hyuga clan's Caged Bird curse spreads throughout the village, and pain becomes a source of joy!

Uchiha Obito becomes a devoted believer: "I will create an age with only the Evil God!"

The other ninja villages are horrified to discover that the once-peaceful Konoha is full of people missing limbs, yet their faces are eerily fervent as they shout, "The Evil God belongs to the whole world!"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Please do not imitate.