Falling in Love? Be a Clown First and Then a Father!

Others who bind the system are either Long Aotian or Shenhao. I, Chen Lang, am bound to a lovelorn rebate system! What is the task? Screw up love! Talk about a yellow one! The worse the failure, the richer the reward! Looks, body, skills, money, you name it! What if you succeed by accident? Hey, your appearance is halved, your wealth is cleared, let's find out about the social death package! In order to become stronger and keep my handsome face, I was forced to embark on the path of a failed version of a "professional scumbag"! Spiritual guy cosplay? Do you just open your mouth to talk about earthy love? Disaster date arrangement? But why... I came here according to the system's "death strategy", but those girls looked at me more and more wrong? Hello! What about you, Iceberg Beauty CEO? I just did that to you, and you blushed like a bubble teapot! System, come out! Is there something wrong with the guide you gave me? ! How come this love keeps getting worse the more you mess with it? ! This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.