Back to the Three Kingdoms to Slack Off

I haven't even been to college.

I've read military and political books like The Art of War, but I have no idea how to explain any of that.

I've also read plenty of martial arts books that cost fifty cents each, but I only looked at the illustrations. I never practiced any peerless martial arts, and I'm weak as a kitten!

I'm just an utterly useless guy, and you damned heavens send me to the Three Kingdoms era?

The instant I opened the game, you sent me to Shangyong during the Three Kingdoms era.

At the time, Dong Zhuo had just burned Luoyang and fled to Chang'an.

So how am I supposed to make my way through the turbulent Three Kingdoms, where heroes rise in droves?

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual persons or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.