I’m an Ugly Bastard, Like a Stinking Pile of Dog Shit. So What?

She was born as useless as a pile of dog shit. She had no idea how to deal with people, and on top of that, she was naturally a walking disaster...

And sure enough, one day, she accidentally stepped in a pile of dog shit...

It activated her koi luck, and she transmigrated in spectacular fashion!!!

She thought her life was finally about to turn around...

Who knew that pile of dog shit would cause such a huge disaster, sending her to an unknown era and into the body of a girl so ugly it was earth-shattering...

Fine, ugly it is! She just won't go out and scare people! Keep a low profile! Keep a low profile!

But why did she get paired with a handsome husband so gorgeous he could topple kingdoms?

It would be one thing if her husband were merely handsome, but why was he such a flirt, such a romantic, so dashing...

And why did he keep bringing all sorts of scheming, violent, vicious people down on her, causing her endless trouble... Their underhanded tricks and cutthroat rivalries were almost beyond belief.

Even though she's ugly, she's got her own kind of charm. Want to pick a fight with her? Not only is the door closed, she's not even leaving you a window...

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.