Global Awakening: I Became a Useless Massage Therapist

Lin Feng transmigrates to Emma, a planet where everyone awakens their powers, only to end up with the most useless H-rank profession: Gold Medal Massage Therapist.

When everyone mocks him for being good for nothing but rubbing women's shoulders and legs, he discovers his hidden talent:

**A noble heiress's slender waist: comfort level 100, attributes soar;

Massage a fiery saintess's jade feet: comfort level 1,000, imprint a top-tier skill;

Give an aloof, mature beauty a massage late at night: trigger a double critical hit and comprehend the laws of godhood!

"Who says a massage therapist can't hit for 999 damage in one slash?"

Lin Feng watches the critical damage numbers fill the screen, playing with the dagger in his hand.

Bound by ties to four saintesses, he tears Shadowkill Tower's assassins apart and tramples the Heaven Alliance underfoot.

The top students at the empire's premier academy are all going crazy over him:

"This is a lifestyle profession?! This guy is my dad..."

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.