A Guide to a Salty Fish's Comeback: Relying on Being Rotten and Bald in the Three Realms

"Other people want money or life to cultivate immortality, but I just want to lie down in peace. However, I am bound to the salted fish turn-over system, and each task is more outrageous than the last - Dance in the Pure Land at the Master's Ascension Ceremony and be rewarded with the "Halo of Social Death" defense technique! Use stinky tofu to make erysipelas to defeat the Supreme Elder and unlock the title of "Biochemical Weapon Master"! What's even more outrageous is that the worse I behave, the stronger my cultivation becomes! The Immortal Lord called me a loser? Use hot pot base ingredients to create a magic weapon with your backhand! Is God forcing me to be involuntarily involved? Just lie down and pluck out the capitalist's wool! It's just that in this world of immortality... How come the more I do, the more I become the savior? This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.