Great Ming: The System Won't Let Me Go Home

Zhu Wenzheng unexpectedly transmigrates to the end of the Yuan Dynasty, becoming Zhu Yuanzhang's nephew. He obtains a Shock Value System: the more shock value he earns, the better the reward he'll receive after he dies and returns to the modern era.

Zhu Wenzheng: Holy crap. I led a few thousand men in a head-on charge against Chen Tuzi's tens of thousands. How am I still alive? Why are the arrows and exploding cannons all flying around me? You're saying I cut a heavily armored cavalryman in half, horse and all? I have so many troops, and even Old Zhu isn't wary of me.

Zhu Yuanzhang: Wenzheng is such an honest boy. Once Biao'er takes the throne, I'll have him make Wenzheng Regent King, to help the Ming Dynasty enjoy a hundred years of peace and prosperity.

Xu Da: Wenzheng, technically I'm your uncle's generation. From now on, let's call each other what we like. I'll call you little brother, and you can call me father-in-law.

Zhu Biao: Big Brother really is a good brother. He always thinks of us whenever there's something good.

The Prince of Qin, the Prince of Jin, and the Prince of Yan: Right, right, you're absolutely right.

System: If you can actually die, I'll eat my words. You're never going back, bro.

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Please do not imitate.