I, the Enlightened Monk, Have Made the Island Wives See Red!

Xiao Ding goes to the island nation to awaken his wife.

Along the way, he triggers a karmic chain, and the Deification System descends!

Ordinary magical artifacts, deified!

A demon-subduing pestle, a Mani jewel, the Buddha's golden alms bowl, the Wisdom Sword, a jade vase of pure mutton fat... He can call them forth with a wave of his hand.

Ordinary scriptures, deified!

The Ksitigarbha Sutra, the Tripitaka, the Diamond Sutra, the Lotus Sutra, the Supreme Medicine Buddha Sutra... He can have them all.

He can even deify himself!

The Immovable Wisdom King Seal, the Arhat Heaven-Turning Seal, the Mahavairocana Seal... Every great Buddhist supernatural power is at his command.

From then on, any forbidden cultivation art the Chan sect dares not practice, I'll practice.

Any heaven-defying demon the esoteric sect dares not destroy, I'll destroy.

Any ancient shikigami the onmyoji dare not capture, I'll capture.

Any peerless cauldron the Joyous Union Sect dares not touch, I'll take...

The island nation's ghosts: Help! If we run into the Great Buddha, Xiao Ding, we'll never be reincarnated!

The island nation's witches: Holy monk, look at me. I refuse to believe your eyes are truly empty of desire.

The island nation's wives: Abbot Xiao Ding, are you really a Buddhist? Then why is your Awei Eighteen-Style secret art so incredibly powerful?

Xiao Ding: In all ten directions and throughout the six realms of reincarnation, I alone reign supreme!

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.