Urban: Don't Turn Around, Teacher. I'm Skipping This Class

Su Han dies betrayed, then is reborn in his high school days.

After activating the Cao Thief System, Su Han looks at every teacher and thinks they all still have plenty of charm.

Su Han: "Chinese teacher, which chapter of Dream of the Red Chamber did we get to last time?"

Si Wuxie: "We got to the part where Baoyu and Xiren try the pleasures of the bedchamber."

Ding! Congratulations, Host. You successfully tried the pleasures of the bedchamber and gained a cat's gentle genes. Would you like to fuse them with Si Wuxie?

Su Han: "Physics teacher, what theorem are we learning today?"

Lin Weiwei: "Today... you should come to my house and work as a plumber, fixing the drainpipe."

Ding! Ding! Congratulations, Host. You successfully fixed a pipe and gained an eel's slippery genes. Would you like to fuse them with Lin Weiwei?

Su Han: "Music teacher, what song are we singing today?"

Zeng Linglong: "Today we're singing Huang Xiaoling's Itch."

Ding! Congratulations, Host. You successfully listened to seductive music and gained a dolphin's singing genes. Would you like to fuse them with Zeng Linglong?

As Su Han's Cao Thief points keep increasing, he gains more and more genes.

Teachers, don't turn around! I've already skipped a class!

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.