I Lit up the Survival Tree in the Alien Daddy Competition

Li Buran, a young man with no family, fell into the primitive world and was forced to adopt a fire-breathing and mining cave bear cub "Big Big Wolf". In order to survive in the tribe, he packaged science as miracles - using the horn megaphone and the most dazzling ethnic style to drive away wild beasts, and relying on the moon phase chart to gain primitive believers. The bronze birthmark on the back of the hand unexpectedly awakened and analyzed the code of prehistoric civilization, but it also caused the bear cub to drunkenly spit fire and burn the mountain. He juggled parenting and god-making: he tricked elders into picking nuts to cure hair loss, he drew split lines on aqueducts and blew them into evil totems, and he used prototypes of penicillin to scare witch doctors. When the cubs' paws light up with fluorescent QR codes on a full-moon night, and the bronze lines reveal interstellar codes that span thousands of years—is this absurd live broadcast of animal taming a desperate survival for social animals, or an immersive cultivation experiment by a higher civilization? This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.