I Turn the Tables with Bad Reviews

On a stormy night, Lu Zhao delivers milk tea to a funeral home and is beheaded by the female emperor for forgetting to remove the ice. After he comes back to life, a blood-red message pops up on his phone: You have 3 minutes to erase the bad review. Failure means an endless cycle of rebirth. He lifts the lid of the customer's coffin, only to find a corpse wearing the exact same food-delivery helmet.

To get Su Jing to change her bad review, Lu Zhao is forced to feed her insanely spicy crawfish. The female emperor gets so spicy that her qipao bursts open, revealing a QR code for a bad review on her spine. Scanning it displays: Awful! The seller should livestream themselves eating coffin-shaped pancakes.

Lu Zhao discovers that Su Jing is livestreaming on Bilibili late at night, teaching embroidery as the thousand-year-old female emperor. The top donor wants to trade his heart for an autograph. He rushes into the livestream and floods the chat with 100 "How unlucky" comments, triggering the female emperor's darkened form to pursue him through the screen...

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.