Liu, Guan, Zhang, and I Are Brothers

Zhang Wei, a street punk from the modern city, accidentally transmigrates to the end of the Eastern Han dynasty. He opens his eyes to find Guan Yu selling dates, mistakes a little boy with a fringe for Zhuge Liang, and shamelessly squeezes his way into becoming one of the "Four Brothers of the Peach Garden." His ridiculous antics send the entire history of the Three Kingdoms into chaos: paying for dates with a smartphone gets him branded a demon, teaching Zhang Fei pinyin for a letter home makes the tutor burst into tears, and talking Liu Bei into sending Cao Cao a birthday card triggers a diplomatic crisis. When three-year-old Zhuge Liang hums a nursery rhyme about the Longzhong Plan, which won't happen for another twenty years, and the Yellow Turban Rebellion breaks out three years early because of one drunken remark from Zhang Wei, he realizes that he has become a temporal BUG. A young Cao Cao pursues him with the prototype of a tomb-raiding squad, ghost-faced soldiers never mentioned in the history books hunt him down in the dead of night, and the snot-nosed kid he once fed wheat cakes turns out to be the ultimate variable that will reverse the Battle of Red Cliffs... On one side, his righteous big brother Liu Bei wants him to restore the Han dynasty. On the other, altering history brings the backlash of cause and effect. Zhang Wei has no choice but to enter survival mode in this distorted timeline: he uses KPIs to whip refugee soldiers into shape, brainwashes powerful families with short-video catchphrases, and even teaches the ancients to develop the "Zhuge Repeating Crossbow Pro Max." He must choose: end the age of chaos with his own hands, or become the most absurd fourth warlord in the history books.

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.