Two Tang Dynasty Princesses Came to My House

Bai Ye complained about Goguryeo's love for building city walls. Li Shimin immediately set up the demolition office: Yuchi Gong was ordered to lead the catapult troops, and every time a section of wall was destroyed, he shouted "Reject illegal construction"! -Cheng Yaojin trained sailors to ride camels and land on Ryukyu Island according to Bai Ye's concept of the Marine Corps. Cheng's theory: swimming in the water and running on the ground = marine warfare! The Turkic envoy presented the cotton, and Li Shimin took out the fried chicken set on the spot: dipped in Turkic marshmallow sauce, it is a delicious meal! The marshmallow machine was teleported in advance by the princesses -Envoys from various countries fought for the right to trade instant noodles. Li Shimin slapped the table: Don't grab it! You, the king, will come to Chang'an to dance in the Pure Land and change the braised beef noodles recipe! In order to prevent spoilers from changing history too much, Bai Ye gave the princesses three chapters: 1. Don't tell His Majesty that there are sixty images in the push-back diagram! 2. Calculus is not allowed when teaching mathematics to the prince! 3. When explaining the principles of airplanes, it is strictly forbidden to mention the sesame cakes eaten by the Wright brothers! This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.