Fellow Daoist, Please Stay: A Lazy Man's Path to Immortality

Song Xianyu was a top-tier homebody in modern society. Just as his name suggested, he lived an even lazier life than a salted fish. Playing games, ordering takeout, and sleeping were his three greatest joys. If he could lie down, he would never sit; if he could sit, he would never stand. His motto was that one less thing to deal with was better than one more.

One day, he woke up and unexpectedly transmigrated to the cultivation world of the Tianxuan Continent. With no takeout to order and no air conditioning to turn on, Song Xianyu could only grit his teeth and join the failing third-rate sect, the Yunyan Sect, in this world where the strong preyed on the weak.

Just as he planned to quietly serve as a menial disciple and wait around for death, he unexpectedly discovered that he had the legendary Lazy Physique: the lazier he was, the faster his spiritual power accumulated! In a cultivation world that prized hard work and rigorous practice, this was practically a joke. But to Song Xianyu, it was a divine gift!

Even more delightfully, he also obtained a secret manual for slacking off, left behind by an ancient Lazy Immortal, and a mysterious jade pendant. From then on, he could cultivate while lying down, increase his power by sleeping, and improve himself by eating. He was practically the first person in the cultivation world to cheat his way to success!

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.