Investiture of the Gods: I Stream My Defiance of Heaven, Leaving the Sages Fuming

"Who else gets it, guys? I transmigrated into the body of Shen Gongbao's third brother, and the moment I opened my eyes, the Heavenly Venerable of Primordial Beginning tossed me into an alchemy furnace!"

The Destiny Livestream System is activated! Expose corruption to exchange for rare treasures!

And so,

when the Heavenly Venerable of Primordial Beginning grinned cruelly and lifted the furnace lid, he was greeted by a million viewers in the livestream room watched by the Three Realms.

"What's up, folks! Hit follow in the top right corner!"

Shen Xuanbao kicked the alchemy furnace over:

"This old geezer uses the demon race to make pills and break through to a higher realm. Type 1 in the chat to send him trending!"

Ding! A viewer gifted 1 "God-Slaying Spear," with a message: "Poke him in the kidneys!"

From then on, the Investiture of the Gods went completely off the rails:

Livestreaming a beatdown of Taiyi Zhenren, with viewers voting on which kneeling pose the immortal heir has to strike;

Going live with Sect Master Tongtian to sell goods, the Immortal Slaying Sword Formation goes on sale for 9.9, with free shipping, and lays waste to Kunlun;

Summoning the Heavenly Emperor Ye across planes, whose Desolate Ancient Sacred Body punches Dao Ancestor Hongjun!

The Heavenly Venerable of Primordial Beginning changed his username in the middle of the night and begged Brother Bao to spare him: "Stop streaming! I'll give you the Investiture of the Gods, okay!"

Shen Xuanbao promptly turned the list into a Pillar of Shame for the Three Realms, and put up a new title in the livestream room:

"Next episode: Livestreaming the dissection of a Sage! Unlock a VIP viewing seat with a rocket gift!"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.