Siheyuan: I'm Chen the Lame, and I'll Send the Beasts to Prison

Reborn in the 1960s, back in a courtyard house, Chen Zhang looks at the entire yard full of wolves in human clothing and laughs.

In his previous life, he was abandoned by those beasts and left with a bad leg. This time, he'll make them pay back every last bit, with interest!

He Yuzhu steals my lunchbox to feed a widow? I'll turn around and get you thrown in prison!

Qin Huairu sneaks into my bed in the middle of the night to extort money? Women's Federation comrades, get over here and catch this hussy!

The First Grandpa uses morality to pressure me into being childless? I'll make sure your reputation is ruined tomorrow!

Xu Damao spreads rumors that I'm having an affair? Perfect, now you'll get to experience being stuffed into a pig cage!

When the whole-courtyard meeting turns into a struggle session, the three grandpas panic at the sight of Jia Zhangshi bound hand and foot. Chen Zhang kicks over the Eight Immortals table. "Anyone who tries to plead for her today, I'll dig up their ancestors' graves too!"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.