Siheyuan: I'm Chen the Lame, and I'll Send the Beasts to Prison

Reborn in the 1960s, back in a courtyard packed with people, Chen Yi looks at the wolves in human skin filling the place and laughs.

In his previous life, the beasts of the courtyard abandoned him and crippled his leg. This time, he will make them pay back every last bit, with interest!

He Yuzhu steals my lunchbox to feed a widow? I'll send you to prison!

Qin Huairu sneaks into my bed in the middle of the night to extort money? Women's Federation comrades, come catch this homewrecker!

The First Master uses moral blackmail to make me die without an heir? I'll make sure your reputation is ruined before the day is out!

Xu Damao spreads rumors that I stole ration coupons? Great, you'll get to find out what it's like to be thrown into a pig cage!

When the whole-courtyard meeting turns into a public denunciation, the three masters panic at the sight of Jia Zhangshi bound hand and foot. Chen Yi kicks over the Eight Immortals table. "Anyone who tries to plead for them today, I'll dig up their ancestors' graves too!"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.