After I Ran with the Ball, the Whole World Went Crazy

I traveled through time with my best friend, she was the queen and I was the maid serving her. The emperor doted on her alone for three years, and she doted on me for three years. She said that I couldn't be single for two lifetimes, so she betrothed me to the general of Zhenguo who had eight-pack abs in the court, so that I could enjoy the joy of life and death. As a result, he didn't even touch me for a year after we got married. I went into the palace and cried to my best friend, "If a man doesn't lift me, what's the use of me?" My best friend also burst into tears, "The imperial doctor said that the emperor can't have children, so what's the use of me having him?" We both looked at each other while crying. "I want a divorce, what about you?" "If you leave, I will leave!" So a fire burned to death the queen of the dynasty and the wife of the general who ruled the country. A few months later, two beautiful and wealthy women appeared in the small border town. This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.