Journey to the West Social Animal Diary

When Sun Wukong was typing codes in Patriarch Bodhi's online programming class, the Jade Emperor used a holographic projection to announce the elimination system for the last place, and Chang'e's Jade Rabbit medicine machine turned into a beauty production line—this Journey to the West is no longer the story you thought it was. The Buddhist scripture learning team has become an "outsourcing project" for both Buddhism and Taoism: Tang Monk used electronic wooden fish to accumulate merit points, Zhu Bajie carried Gao Laozhuang organic vegetables through live broadcasts, and Sha Monk wrote a 3,000-word scripture learning diary every day to cope with Guanyin's OKR assessment. And Tianting Dachang updated the volume: Erlangshen's Sky Eye monitoring system collapsed due to the 996 blessings of programmers in the Asura world, the Book of Life and Death of the King of Hell was implanted with the "Rebirth Shuangwen" virus by hackers, and the Queen Mother's Pantaoyuan actually used beauty filters to pretend to be organically certified... The worst thing is that Taibai Jinxing, the chief HR of the Heavenly Court, handles Sun Wukong's labor arbitration in the Heavenly Palace with his left hand, helps Tathagata write the "Financing PPT for the Paradise of Paradise" with his right hand, and takes the blame for the KPI of the Three Realms for the Jade Emperor. When the end of the journey revealed the ultimate formula of "the wordless scriptures need to be paid to unlock DLC", the workers finally realized: It turns out that the eighty-one difficulties are all cakes drawn by gods. This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.