Sonic Lover: My Narration Brings the Northeast Daze

On the first day that Su Qing, a Beidiao programmer, moved into Tongzhou Laopo Primary School, the smart speaker exposed the secret of the landlord's pickled cabbage vat in Tangshan dialect: "The plastic ginseng is soaked in Erguotou!" What's even more outrageous is that the vicious-tongued female doctor Shen Yi has her own reverse translation filter - when the narrator complained that "his trouser chain is not pulled down", she actually heard an affectionate confession in her ears. When the landlord in the Northeast misunderstood "fixing the toilet" as "virtual partner" and the Wenzhou dialect spy was translated as "a fan of lean meatballs", this dialect-induced urban romance disaster made straight male programmers repeatedly sit up between hilarious social deaths and pounding hearts. This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.