Sister-in-Law, Please Control Yourself. I Just Want to Trigger the Plot

Philosophy student Jiang Tian transmigrates into a Hong Kong crime-film universe and becomes the underling of the Murder King!

Because he looks scholarly, the Murder King sends him to serve as his sister-in-law's bodyguard!

This is a world where rival gangs rise in force. Big D and Ah Lok of Wo Shing Wo are battling for supremacy... Sun Yee On and Eastside are locked in fierce competition, while the Numbered Gang is flourishing everywhere...

Jiang Tian also has a Famous Scene Trigger System with him.

All he has to do is trigger a classic scene.

Then he'll randomly gain the abilities of a distinctive character from a Hong Kong film.

Brother Mark's gunplay,

The knife skills from SPL...

And the Gambling Saint's superpowers...

While the other triad thugs are risking their lives with cleavers,

Jiang Tian is taking his sister-in-law shopping and traveling...

All the while figuring out how to trigger one classic scene after another.

Big D, Ah Lok invited you fishing. You're not chicken, are you?

When shipping goods to Vietnam, be sure to choose Scumbag Logistics!

Chicken, let's go to the soccer field... There's a young guy called Fat Corpse who's apparently a huge fan of yours...

Jiang Tiansheng, Jiang Tianyang: Kid, you've been acting pretty cocky lately. What's your name?

My name is... Jiang Tian...

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real persons or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.