Siheyuan: He Yuzhu, the Unhinged Man Who Beats the Whole Neighborhood

After transmigrating into a siheyuan, he becomes He Yuzhu, everyone's cash cow.

With the God of Cooking System at his side, the dishes Silly Zhu makes are not only the finest delicacies in the world, but can also help cultivators break through to new realms.

Silly Zhu saves up money and expands his connections, planning ahead to open a restaurant someday.

At the same time, he lays into the white lotus, Qin Jingru, and toys with her.

He climbs into Jia Zhangshi's bed in the middle of the night, then squats on her head to take a dump; gets Yi Zhonghai sent behind bars; beats Xu Damao until he is no longer a man; and makes Yan Bugui shit himself in public...

As the saying goes, distant relatives are no match for good neighbors. We're all the best of friends here, so what's wrong with me beating you up a little?

On the day the restaurant opens, all the prominent people in the capital flock there, and its sales top a million...

Years later, Qin Jingru suffers from acute appendicitis. After her appendix is removed, the doctor discovers that her cecum is green.

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.