I Use the Laws of Physics to Fall in Love in the Entertainment Industry

Su Ming, a materials quality inspector, pretended to be an amateur in the entertainment industry. When he opened his eyes, he was blocked by the has-been actress Su Mujin with a DNA report: "You take care of the baby, get married, and follow the hot searches!" After being forced to bind to the honey system, he discovered that love actually follows the laws of physics - hugs are calculated as energy in joules, kissing is measured in Newtons, and even his daughter is using calculus to calculate intimacy! When a top star fell down and hit a porcelain, he took out an AED defibrillator with his backhand; in the face of the most popular search on the Internet, he deduced the "anti-collapse algorithm" in a live broadcast. "Teacher Su, what's your explanation for your wife using Fourier transform to write love letters?" "It's scientific romance." When the theory of love relativity began to spread in the entertainment industry, Su Ming hugged his wife and sneered: "I heard that you want to learn to be a hard-core lover?" This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.