Performing at the Spring Festival Gala? But These Are Battle Robots!

Ye Yang is a little troubled.

After transmigrating for 20 years, he finally gets a System, and it even gives him a battle robot.

But all he can do is make it perform the handkerchief game at the Spring Festival Gala!

The two Mao factions are already fighting so fiercely that their brains are spilling out!

The Liezi and Langzi factions are going at it tooth and nail, too!

And Thailand and Myanmar are rife with telecom scams and kidnappings!

And you want this battle robot to perform at the Spring Festival Gala!?

While wearing a big floral padded jacket and playing the handkerchief game!?

What can he do? He's in Huaguo, after all.

Maybe you can rampage all you want elsewhere, but here, all you can do is perform for a living!

And the audience will roast you, too...

Among the countless robot jokes on Weibo, Ye Yang spots a distress message from Thailand.

He takes off the floral padded jacket and sets off for Thailand!

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any similarities are purely coincidental. Do not imitate.