Who Put My New Year's Greeting Robot on the Battlefield?

"You mean the reason you developed combat-assist battlefield robots was to wish the whole country a Happy New Year?" a female reporter asked, stunned.

"That's right!!!" Su Bai nodded emphatically.

"All our technology is for civilian use! Those aren't battlefield robots. They're dancing robots meant to perform for the whole country!"

This is a frame-up!

Who says that being able to toss a handkerchief means you can toss a hand grenade?

Who says being able to dance in sync means you can advance alongside infantry?

Who says being able to walk steadily means you can mount a rifle?

"Your mechanical wolf pack achieved major victories on the battlefield. What do you have to say about that?" the reporter asked.

Su Bai broke down. "Those are dogs! They're damn New Year-wishing robotic dogs!"

"They were all built for peace. You're the ones who went and misused them!"

The reporter gave a tight smile. "So you mean the military mechs, the hive of drones, and the seventh-generation fighter jets are civilian products too?"

"Heavens above, distinguish the loyal from the treacherous!"

"Those are agricultural mechs, pesticide-spraying drones, and global firefighting aircraft!"

"Who says I'm in the defense industry? I'll sue you for slander!"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.