Zombie Outbreak: I Shorted the Adult Products Factory

The zombie virus warning countdown is 72 hours. I spent all my wealth to buy the largest sex toy factory in the country. While everyone was scrambling for food weapons, my warehouse was filled with silicone dolls, vibrators, and leather strap-ons. Later, these "waste products" became doomsday hard currency: The silicone doll is filled with plasma and becomes the best bait to attract zombies; The remote-controlled vibrating egg is converted into a zombie alarm, which can accurately detect within one kilometer; 200 tons of lubricating fluid were poured into the moat, causing the tide of corpses to collectively slip and fall off the cliff; And the 10-meter-tall inflatable doll is being transformed into a mobile safe house. Until one day, something was discovered in the underground cold storage of the factory: Three thousand unopened "zombie-themed SM sets" It was actually printed with a production date three years before the virus outbreak. Apocalypse + black humor + suspenseful wits When sex toys become a necessity for survival The most dangerous thing is never the zombies But the "compatriots" who discovered the secrets of your inventory This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.