In America, I Taught Trump Tai Chi

Lu Yuan traveled to Blue Star and became an international student from the Dragon Kingdom in the beautiful country of America. Fortunately, while studying abroad, the golden finger was turned on. By spending money, you can acquire skills beyond ordinary people. Wing Chun master, Lao Ai Wheel-turning Technique, expert in firearms, and a master of gold. Since then, making money has become a life hobby, and power has become a life supplement. Trump: Sir, what are the benefits of practicing Tai Chi? Lu Yuan: It can make you die of Bai Deng. … Anbei Jinsan: Brother, can you stop shooting? I'm afraid of pain! Lu Yuan: Then jump into the manure pit and drown yourself! … Yiseli Consortium: Are we capitalists? Do you want to take a look at Lu Yuan? Lu Yuan: Stop talking nonsense! A bowl of porridge costs $100,000. This is the rule in prison! … Trump's youngest son: Godfather, what are we doing in Dragon Country? Lu Yuan: Accept the appointment! From now on, you will be the head of state of the United States! The successor of communism! Trump's youngest son: Are you godfather? Lu Yuan: From now on, call me Secretary Lu of the Special Administrative Region of the United States! This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.