Hilarious: the Sense of Smell Is Contrary to Tiangang, Shit Smells so Good

Chengyang, a mediocre logistics and freight forwarder. One day while delivering an urgent message to the countryside, I passed by an unknown ruined temple. It happened that he was in a hurry, so he opened the door directly without thinking much. What should I do if I don't bring toilet paper? It's okay, doesn't he have fingers? Then. Use your fingers to clean the anus. The anus is clean, but what about the fingers? He looked around furtively and found that the sculpture next to him was quite clean, so he wiped the anus juice on his finger directly onto the bridge of the sculpture's nose... After solving the internal crisis, Chengyang returned to the pickup truck and washed his fingers with mineral water. He continued to drive the small truck equipped by the company. He was actually quite hygienic. However, the sky was clear. Suddenly, the situation changed. "Stab it!" A dazzling bolt of lightning struck Chengyang's pickup truck. Chengyang felt numb all over, and a majestic voice echoed in his mind. "Boy, if you dare to insult the little god Xiangjun with chrysanthemum juice, I will send you an olfactory replacement today as a punishment." Chengyang shook his head, secretly cursing that he was hallucinating. Continue driving the vehicle forward. This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.