Genshin Impact: Forced by the Heavenly Principles to Be Her Husband from the Start

I transmigrated to Teyvat and became the Sustainer of Heavenly Principles' "contractual husband"!

A wedding crown and robes appear on me from the start, and the terms of the marriage contract are carved into my soul: conquer the gods of three nations within 30 days, or be disassembled into quantum particles!

"Make Venti wear white stockings and sing 'Meow Meow Dance'? System, are you messing with me?!"

I tear off my wedding robes, and the Memory of Dust transforms into a Star-Core Gatling gun!

Mondstadt's battlefield of love: Acting Grand Master Jean's knightly marriage proposal vs. Lisa's secret-room invitation vs. Venti's insistence on a cross-dressing wedding!

Liyue's business war: turn Wangsheng Funeral Parlor into a wedding company and short Rex Lapis with Mora!

Quantum dimensionality reduction: rip apart the Abyss Prince and refine Five Years of College Entrance Exams, Three Years of Mock Tests into a Two-Dimensional Foil!

And the most ridiculous part...

Little sister Lumine raises the Dark Forest Marriage Law and pursues me across universes to collect her debt, while the Aeons all join the cast of The 101 Heiress Brides!

"Darling, this is our 641st wedding." The Sustainer's clones smile and raise their knives. "Pick a universe for us to die together in~"

I set off an economic bubble across all dimensions and laugh wildly as the heat-death countdown ticks down:

"Why get divorced? I'm marrying the Twelve Aeons, and taking them as my dowry!"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.