Reborn with the DeepSeek System

Zhang Tiezhu, a northeastern barbecue-stall owner, wakes up to find he's become an Undying Immortal King in another world, so dead that even a coffin lid couldn't keep him down. He's bound to a nitpicking System that calls itself DeepSeek. He talks quantum mechanics with his mouth open and entropy when it's shut, turning the cultivation world into a massive live-coding session.

While others fly swords, he wields a Gatling gun. While they refine pills, he sets up an iron pot to stew a goose. Instead of drawing proper talismans, he carves character-splitting puzzles into red bricks to make explosive charms. The System pops up warnings about logical conflicts every day, but he fires back with a thick Northeastern-accented encrypted dialect, forcing the artificial intelligence to install a Northeastern accent patch.

When Nine-Turn Profound Yellow Qi collides with binary code, and scientific cultivation meets the wild wisdom of the Northeast, watch this roughneck who keeps asking, "What are you looking at?" He'll conquer the cultivation world with grilled kidneys, smoke the demonic patriarch into tears with secondhand Red Pagoda Mountain cigarettes, and solve the age-old mystery of why the Immortal King was abused by nine beauties. It's time to bring the warmth and homeliness of iron-pot-stew cultivation to the immortal realm!

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.