You Call That a Peace Dove? Why Is It Carrying a Machine Gun?

Chen Chang'an transmigrates to a parallel world and develops a robotic bird for photographing wild birds. He holds an online launch event.

A netizen asks, "What's the maximum payload for this robotic bird?"

Chen Chang'an replies, "That's just a matter of upgrading the power system! If the money's right, I'll even fly a tank up there for you!"

The robotic birds are snapped up instantly, and Chen Chang'an makes a tidy little fortune.

A week later, more than a dozen military vehicles pull up outside Chen Chang'an's home in the mountain village.

"Are you the badass who developed the robotic bird?"

Chen Chang'an stares blankly at the officer, then quickly shakes his head.

"No. I just finished hauling manure, and I haven't washed my hands yet."

The military says, "No need to explain. Your robotic birds have been requisitioned by the state!"

Huh? Chen Chang'an is dumbfounded.

Uncle Sam: "Wait! Since when were the Rabbit's weapons this powerful?!"

John Bull: "Fake! This has to be fake! The Rabbit can't be this strong! It's all propaganda!"

Big Bear: "Heh heh! Rabbit, you really came through when it mattered! Uncle Sam's stopped running his mouth at us because your weapons are so damn good!"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any similarities are purely coincidental. Do not imitate.