Siheyuan: This Baby Is a Beast, Wiping Out the Whole Courtyard in a Week

Li Weidong transmigrates into the world of the Siheyuan, becoming an abandoned baby.

From the start, he is sent to the Siheyuan for care. None of the beastly residents are willing to adopt him, but He Yushui kindly takes him in.

Silly Zhu cuts off his sibling relationship with He Yushui over this.

To make sure Li Weidong has food to eat, He Yushui works for the Jia family, finally earning a mouthful of milk from Qin Huairu.

Li Weidong binds to a System, and his very first task is to suckle a thousand times.

To complete the System's task, he suckles Qin Huairu until she collapses from exhaustion.

At last, the task is complete, and he is rewarded with the Art of Punishing Evil and Promoting Good.

Punishing Jia Zhangshi causes her to reach nine months of pregnancy, undergo a C-section, and become paralyzed. The reward is for He Yushui to perform exceptionally well in her exams.

Punishing the deaf old lady makes a tumor grow on her neck. She dies after having it removed, and the reward is shares in a restaurant for He Yushui.

Punishing Yi Zhonghai makes his second younger brother disappear, shocking everyone. The reward is extraordinary comprehension for Li Weidong.

The second task is to stretch out his legs and roll his eyes a thousand times. The reward is a pill that lets him stretch out his legs and roll his eyes.

Watching He Yushui's life get better and better, Silly Zhu regrets his choices, while everyone in the courtyard grows green with envy and treats Li Weidong like a lucky charm.

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.