I Cultivate Immortality Through Rants

Transmigrating to the Cultivation World, My Trash Talk Is Unbeatable!

Overworked office drone Yuan Wei unexpectedly transmigrates to a cultivation world and gains a "Trash Talk System." As long as he dishes out insults, he gets stronger!

And so, a uniquely bizarre cultivator appears in the cultivation world:

While others fly on swords, he rides a keyboard;

While others refine pills, he cooks hot pot;

While others practice cultivation techniques, he scrolls through livestream comments.

A fight? Let me get my trash talk in first!

Facing his ethereal, immortal-like master, he says, "Master, why does your beard look like instant noodles? Want me to show you how to get a perm?"

Facing a ferocious demon, he says, "That mount of yours is a husky, right? How good is it at tearing up the house?"

Facing the fairies at the Immortal Sect gathering, he says, "This isn't a cultivation gathering at all. It's clearly a matchmaking event!"

Ding! Congratulations, Host, you've obtained "Instant Noodle Swordplay," "Husky Summoning," "Yue Lao's Red Thread"...

From then on, Yuan Wei begins a hilarious cultivation journey, conquering the world with trash talk and saving all living beings with his wisecracks!

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.