Robot Dog: Don't Contact Me Again. I Don't Want the Chief to Get the Wrong Idea

Qin Fang transmigrates to a parallel world with a System that rewards him with all kinds of cutting-edge technology.

During a livestream, a fighter jet flies over the broadcast.

Viewer: "Is that a sixth-generation fighter?"

Qin Fang: "What sixth-generation fighter? Those are stealth fighters, and this thing isn't stealthy."

"Mine just sprays pesticides."

A robotic dog is picking cranberries.

Viewer: "Can you mount a machine gun on its back?"

Qin Fang: "What machine gun? This robotic dog can't even beat a mouse."

They see a drone carrying several tons of cargo.

Viewer: "Isn't that drone even better than the military's?"

Qin Fang: "How could it be? A sparrow knocked one out just yesterday. It broke my heart."

Viewers see an aircraft carrier being launched.

Viewer: "Is that an aircraft carrier?"

Qin Fang: "Of course not. My boat got tangled up in weeds yesterday and couldn't move."

Then the military comes knocking, and a high-ranking official gives him a cold smile.

"With your reputation, you couldn't even unlock a shared bike, could you?"

"And you still claim this isn't a sixth-generation fighter?"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.