Harbin's Tourism Chief Hears My Thoughts, and the Whole Internet Goes Wild

Qin Fang is an intern at the Harbin Culture and Tourism Bureau.

The bureau director has staked his career on making this year's Ice and Snow Festival a hit.

A ticket-refund crisis hits from the start!

It's a nightmare scenario.

Then the director discovers that he can hear my thoughts.

In a crisis, the most important thing is your attitude. Just give the ticket holders their money back!

Frozen pears don't look good? How about slicing them up and arranging them on a plate for the little potatoes?

Saint Sophia Cathedral is too plain? Why not put up an artificial moon!

The little potatoes are too short and get mistaken for children on the slide? Just get 185-centimeter student athletes to carry them down!

Sweet and sour pork costs 68? Need you even ask? Make the restaurant disappear from Harbin!

You want rime ice too? I'll ask Heaven for some tonight, all right?

What? You're still not famous enough? Then we'll just have to arrange for you, Director, to fight a Siberian tiger one-on-one!

Director: ???

Locals: Harbin, you've become a place I don't recognize.

Little Potatoes: Harbin, you're spoiling me rotten!

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.