Doomsday: How Can This Be the End of the World? This Is Obviously Heaven

How is this the end of the world? This is clearly heaven! Strength? Is having a gun enough? Hey, if that's not enough, we still have cannons! Woman? You have a gun but you're worried about not being able to handle it? Supplies? With a gun in hand, supplies are not at hand. Yo, I heard that you used to be crazy? I've been very angry lately, what should I do? Don't be afraid, don't be afraid, we not only have guns, but also those scary cannons! Hey, this is the end of the world, I rely on the system, it's really a mess, I'm asking who else! This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.