I'll Bleed Some, and You Take Out My Aorta and Tie It Up

Medical student Zhang Hao traveled to a parallel world, participated in an international first aid variety show, and won the strongest military medical system. Internal organs damaged? Cut it off! Pneumothorax? Give your chest a knife to release some air! Cardiac arrest and unable to perform chest compressions? Cut open the chest, break the ribs, and pinch the heart with bare hands! No saline solution in the ambulance? Fresh coconut water can be used as well! If a large artery bleeds, just pull it out and tie a knot. Netizen: "Although Zhang Hao has the highest rescue success rate, patients are avoiding him!" "I'm just bleeding a little, and you're going to pump my aorta?" "It's hard to tell whether Zhang Hao is a doctor or a veterinarian!" "Other doctors: I will definitely save you! Zhang Hao: I will definitely fix you!" "Dr. Zhang Hao's way of treating patients always reminds me of my second uncle who repairs cars!" … Audiences around the world were shocked by Zhang Hao's simple and crude medical skills! Zhang Hao: Don't worry about being rude or not, just say whether the person can be saved or not! … Since then, a new star has emerged in China's first aid community with a style that is not quite right! This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.