I Don't Want to Get the Certificate, but the Scumbag Is Not Happy Anymore

My boyfriend took Xiao Qingmei to the coffee shop where I worked to meet the world. Suddenly Xiao Qingmei went crazy and poured the hot coffee I just handed over to me. "You obviously have Yiheng, but you still wear such tight hot pants, you are not behaving like a woman!" After hearing this, her boyfriend felt that what Xiao Qingmei said made sense. Without saying a word, he poured the rest of the hot coffee on my scalp. "Tomorrow's certificate collection is cancelled. Whenever you realize your mistake, you can get it again!" I smiled, no longer surprised. Then I called the cafe owner. "I would like to join your high-end coffee research project in Jamaica." This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.