Comprehensive Tour: Courier, Starting with Two Kinds of Peas

Someone asked, who is the most efficient courier? Flyhead: "Chen Si." Steve: "It depends on the situation, but I personally think it should be Chen Si." Crazy Dave: "Isn't it Chen Si? Even if you include Ritz, it's still Chen Si." Chen Si: "Maybe someone else besides me and Ruiz." How did the pea shooter mysteriously appear in mid-wicket? Why does the defense tower equipment column have an extra infinite weapon out of thin air? Where did the Empire's Star Destroyers go when they disappeared out of thin air? How did the inexplicable outbreak of the black light virus come about? Is this a distortion of human nature or a loss of morality? Please tune in to the Express Column. This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.