Showbiz: Oh My God, You're Really Getting on My Nerves!

Zhang Yang wakes up to find himself a contestant on a reality show called Superstar in Every Profession. His first job is as a rideshare driver.

A female passenger asks, "Driver, how far can you go on one liter of gas?"

Zhang Yang replies, "When I get mad, I stop driving."

The passenger continues, "My first-kiss boyfriend keeps looking for me. Does that mean I'm too charming?"

Zhang Yang jokes, "Your first-kiss boyfriend keeps looking for you? Maybe his dentures fell into your mouth."

The passenger asks again, "Driver, every time I break up with someone, that final hug always makes my heart ache."

Zhang Yang replies, "Heartache? Maybe your implants burst."

A male passenger asks next, "Driver, why are people these days working so hard? They're already doing great, but they still push themselves."

Zhang Yang answers, "If people better than you are still working hard, what does that make your efforts worth? Give up and lie flat."

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.