Showbiz: Full-Time Superstar, Don't Laugh While I Drive!

When Zhang Yang woke up, he found himself a contestant on a reality show called Superstar in Every Profession. His first job was as a ride-hailing driver.

A female passenger asked, "Driver, how far can you go on one liter of gas?"

Zhang Yang replied, "When I get mad, I stop driving."

The female passenger continued, "My first-kiss boyfriend keeps looking for me. Does that mean I'm too attractive?"

Zhang Yang teased, "Your first-kiss boyfriend keeps looking for you? Maybe his dentures fell into your mouth."

The female passenger asked again, "Driver, whenever I break up with someone, that final hug always breaks my heart."

Zhang Yang replied, "Your heart hurts? Did your silicone burst?"

A male passenger asked, "Driver, why are people these days working so hard? They're already so capable, but they still keep pushing themselves."

Zhang Yang answered, "If people better than you are still working hard, then what does your effort count for? Give up and coast."

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.