Entertainment: Oh My God, It Really Offends Me!

Zhang Yang woke up and found that he had become a contestant on a reality show called All-Pro Superstar. His first career was as an online ride-hailing driver. The female passenger asked: "Master, how far can you run with one liter of air?" Zhang Yang replied: "I won't run away when I get angry." The female passenger continued: "My first kiss boyfriend has been looking for me. Am I too attractive?" Zhang Yang joked: "First kiss with your boyfriend? Keep looking for you? Maybe the dentures fell out of your mouth?" The female passenger asked again: "Master, every time I break up, the last hug always makes me heartbroken." Zhang Yang responded: "Heartache? Could it be that the silicone burst?" The male passenger continued to ask: "Master, why do people work so hard nowadays? They are already very good, but they still have to work so hard?" Zhang Yang replied: "Since people who are better than you are still working hard, then what does your hard work count? Just let it go." … This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.