In Journey to the West, I Just Ran Away from Ling Mountain

Lu Shui opens his eyes and discovers that he has transmigrated into Jin Chanzi, who is just about to pack up and run away.

He glances at the eager-looking Buddha Tathagata beside him and promptly makes his escape early.

With the help of his sign-in System, Lu Shui snatches the Heavenly Court's eldest princess, then joins a chat group.

However...

Lu Shui from the Primordial World: Help! A bald guy is chasing me!

Lu Shui from Journey to the West: Help! I've become Tang Seng!

Lu Shui from the Sequel to Journey to the West: Don't panic. Master is here!

Lu Shui from the White Snake World: Great Might, Heavenly Dragon!

Lu Shui: ...

Wait, why are all of you monks?

Lu Shui from the Myriad Heavens: Aren't you one too?

Lu Shui: Don't talk nonsense. I returned to secular life ages ago. I have a wife!

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.