Chat Group: In the Primordial World, Investing Across the Myriad Realms

Zhou Shan transmigrates to the Primordial World and becomes the spirit of Mount Buzhou.

Just as he's fretting over people trying to ram into him and kill him, he unexpectedly joins a chat group.

Nanoha Takamachi: "Big brother Zhou Shan, I want to become a magical girl!"

Zhou Shan: "No problem, leave it to me."

Homura Akemi: "What do I need to do to save Madoka?"

Zhou Shan: "Easy. Just become a god!"

Sakura Kinomoto: "Big brother Zhou Shan, Tomoyo made me another new outfit. Would you like to come see it?"

Zhou Shan: "I'm on my way!"

Illyasviel: "Big brother Zhou Shan, I got the Holy Grail. Come make a wish with me!"

Looking at the messages from these girls, Zhou Shan wonders if there are too many magical girls in the group.

Elysia: "Actually, I'm a magical girl too!"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.