This Daoist Only Accepts Merit

"Immortality, immortality. Can I really live forever? San Maozi, tell me, is it better to be human or a god?"

"Brother Sheng, why think so much? Let’s find your sister-in-law first."

"Your sister-in-law is fixing something."

"What’s she fixing? It’s been three hundred years!"

"She’s fixing your next life."

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.