Simp's Diary: My Clients Are All Kinda Strange

Thanks for the invite. I'm in a parallel world, reborn at eighteen.

Working a regular job? No way. Only serving clients can keep me going.

It wasn't until Chen Qi entered the profession that he realized being a simp wasn't easy at all.

After the aloof campus belle turned evil, she became like a shadow, following him around all day.

"I'll give you five million. Let's start over."

The hottest actress in the country even had someone secretly keep an eye on him.

"Honey, I just love you too much... I want to know where you are every second of the day."

And that's not even mentioning the mafia heiress, who chased him with a cleaver, demanding that he hit her with it.

"Come on, if we're brothers, hit me! Just forgive me, brother."

Chen Qi had only one thing to say.

"Get the hell away from me! You don't want to get cut by this razor-sharp jawline, do you?"

P.S. Rebirth, no System.

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Please do not imitate.